Master Editor's Twisted Takes on Real Photo Requests

"How Close Can You Get Us?"

This poor couple. While on vacation, they asked to have their picture taken; for some reason, the random stranger who took it instructed them to stand farther apart. His reasoning? He wanted to be sure the tree in the background of the picture was in perspective. Though we're not too clear what his obsession with this tree was, it's a great tree. The girlfriend wanted, understandably, the embarrassing gap between her and her lover eliminated from the picture.

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She most likely didn't have this in mind, though, when she declared she wanted her and her partner "closer". That second picture reveals some quite severe attachment issues.